Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Internet/Computer/Software Jokes

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...


1) I hated sleep.


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2) I had enjoyed my life enough.


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3) I couldn't live without tension.


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4) I wanted to pay for my sins.


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5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.


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6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.


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7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .


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Positive Outlook


How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

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Software Engineer

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.



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