Girls World - funny :P

It's a Girl's World


If he is late for class,he's told,
"Time and Tide wait for none".
If she is late,then the bus was late.


If a girl is dressed as a boy,she is modern,says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl,"Has he escaped from the Zoo?"


If a boy talks with a girl,"I think he is trying for her"
But if a girl talks with a boy,then she is trying to be friendly.


When a girl cries,the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries,"Come on man:Don't be a girl".

20 Awesome !One liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

Funny Joke _ Arab -Pepsi Ad

A disappointed salesman of Pepsi returns from his Middle East
assignment.

A friend asks, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explains, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi is virtually
unknown there."

But, I had a problem....I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So, I
planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster - a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally
exhausted and panting ....

Second - the man is drinking our Pepsi ....

and Third - our man is now totally refreshed ....

Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, 
I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."