Newton in Romantic Mood

U niversal L aw O f L ove:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

F irst L aw O f L ove:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continues To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Breaks The Legs Of The Boy. "

S econd L aw O f L ove:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "

T hird L aw O f L ove:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."