Funny SMS.

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
Violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...."
"Great ! I never could before"


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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.


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My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic,

My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,

My Presence Is Antiseptic,

My Feeling Is antipyretic. ..

Thats Why I Am

Pharmacist.


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